I was going to originally write this blog post about Calvin and Hobbes because I read them all the time as child. They are funny cartoons and the dichotomy of Calvins rambunctious nature and Hobbes' pragmatic viewpoint are always entertaining. However, the more I thought about it the more I thought that, although I love Calvin and Hobbes, they are not my favorite cartoon characters. No, that honor belongs to Linus. Linus is Charlie Brown's best friend from the peanut cartoons. I think he is absolutely fabulous. He is quite wise for his age and has some of the best quotes in the comics and cartoon films. My favorite is when he waits all night for the great pumpkin to come visit him on Halloween night. It is the perfect mix of humor, hope, wisdom, and wonder. Linus also always carries around a blue security blanket with him. This is fitting because he sort of acts like the security blanket for the rest of the characters. He is the greatest cartoon character of all time.
In my time as a college student I have learned many things from many classes, but the most important thing that I have learned is: Bill Gates hates me! Well, at least Microsoft Word does, but I’m pretty sure Bill Gates had something to do with that. The reasons I believe this start when I first open the Microsoft Word program and what do I behold? A default setting of Calibri font and the size is set to 11 ! Why? This is absurdity of the highest order and I refuse to continue to tolerate the madness. I have only used Times New Roman with size 12 font and every person I know uses this setting and every teacher/professor/instructor I have ever had has demanded I use this font set-up. However, Bill Gates has yet to rectify this gross injustice and therefore I can only conclude that he must hate me. This is not the only grievance forced upon me by the...
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