The
time has come for my final story involving uncontrollable laughter. My brother,
my friend Caleb, my other friend Madeline, and I were playing a board game called
Fortune Seeker one night my senior year of high school. It was late at night (I
want to say about two in the morning) and everything was already funnier than
it would normally be during the day. I’m not sure why, but if something is
funny, then it is ten times funnier when you’re extremely tired. Anyways, there
is one mechanic of the board game called hostile takeover. This means that the
player who gets this can take whatever they want from another player for a small
price. This happened a lot to Madeline that night. Walter, Caleb, and I just
kept taking all of her stuff. Needless to say, she was not that happy by the
end of the game. When the game had finished (I believe Walter ended up winning
that night), Madeline went on quite a long rant about how we stole all of her stuff
and destroyed all hope she had of winning. It was a lengthy rant and she seemed
to have an itemized of all the wrongdoings and misdeeds we had done to her.
Then, in the middle of the rant, Walter asked her the funniest question that
room had ever heard. “Even the Who hash?” Never in my life had a Dr. Seuss
quote make me laugh so hard. We laughed for five minutes straight, my ribs
hurt, and my eyes were red and filled with tears. Even Madeline laughed (it was
just a game after all.) It was the hardest I ever laughed.
In my time as a college student I have learned many things from many classes, but the most important thing that I have learned is: Bill Gates hates me! Well, at least Microsoft Word does, but I’m pretty sure Bill Gates had something to do with that. The reasons I believe this start when I first open the Microsoft Word program and what do I behold? A default setting of Calibri font and the size is set to 11 ! Why? This is absurdity of the highest order and I refuse to continue to tolerate the madness. I have only used Times New Roman with size 12 font and every person I know uses this setting and every teacher/professor/instructor I have ever had has demanded I use this font set-up. However, Bill Gates has yet to rectify this gross injustice and therefore I can only conclude that he must hate me. This is not the only grievance forced upon me by the...
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