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Humor Seeker


The time has come for my final story involving uncontrollable laughter. My brother, my friend Caleb, my other friend Madeline, and I were playing a board game called Fortune Seeker one night my senior year of high school. It was late at night (I want to say about two in the morning) and everything was already funnier than it would normally be during the day. I’m not sure why, but if something is funny, then it is ten times funnier when you’re extremely tired. Anyways, there is one mechanic of the board game called hostile takeover. This means that the player who gets this can take whatever they want from another player for a small price. This happened a lot to Madeline that night. Walter, Caleb, and I just kept taking all of her stuff. Needless to say, she was not that happy by the end of the game. When the game had finished (I believe Walter ended up winning that night), Madeline went on quite a long rant about how we stole all of her stuff and destroyed all hope she had of winning. It was a lengthy rant and she seemed to have an itemized of all the wrongdoings and misdeeds we had done to her. Then, in the middle of the rant, Walter asked her the funniest question that room had ever heard. “Even the Who hash?” Never in my life had a Dr. Seuss quote make me laugh so hard. We laughed for five minutes straight, my ribs hurt, and my eyes were red and filled with tears. Even Madeline laughed (it was just a game after all.) It was the hardest I ever laughed.

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