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Humor Seeker

The time has come for my final story involving uncontrollable laughter. My brother, my friend Caleb, my other friend Madeline, and I were playing a board game called Fortune Seeker one night my senior year of high school. It was late at night (I want to say about two in the morning) and everything was already funnier than it would normally be during the day. I’m not sure why, but if something is funny, then it is ten times funnier when you’re extremely tired. Anyways, there is one mechanic of the board game called hostile takeover. This means that the player who gets this can take whatever they want from another player for a small price. This happened a lot to Madeline that night. Walter, Caleb, and I just kept taking all of her stuff. Needless to say, she was not that happy by the end of the game. When the game had finished (I believe Walter ended up winning that night), Madeline went on quite a long rant about how we stole all of her stuff and destroyed all hope she had of winning....
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Welcome to the Jungle

            It is time for another story of uncontrollable laughter! This one also takes place during a funeral. My great aunt died my junior year of high school and I had to go the funeral because that is what my mom decided our family was doing. I was not really excited about the idea because: 1) It was a funeral and 2) I had only ever had met her once and so I didn’t know her that well. We went, nonetheless. I did not intend on laughing at the funeral, but it happened all the same.             It was the part of the funeral when they invite everyone up to the coffin to say your last goodbyes. Now, normally in the background of this time the funeral home (or wherever the funeral is happening) will paly a song in the background. This makes the room less awkward because without it you’re just a bunch of people whispering to a dead person. This is still happening, but at leas...

Tyranny of the Gates

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Some Laughter in the Rain

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The Great Irony of Quarantine

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