I want to tell you about the funniest juxtaposition that I have ever
seen. It was the week before finals my sophomore year of college and I was
walking towards the library. The morning was cold, rainy, and the whole world
seemed gloomy and grey like how movies like to portray London or any scene in a
futuristic, dystopia sci-fi city where a disgruntled cop solves an impossible
case. I did not mind because cold and rainy is my favorite kind of weather and
this December day was making me quite happy. It would soon be made even happier because I
spied one of the tour groups trying to cross South University Dr. They whole
group was smiling and were so cheerful standing beneath the bright purple TCU
umbrellas; they looked like a bunch clowns trying to crash a funeral. What made
it particularly funny was all the other students walking around them. Their
heads were held low as they trudged along the puddled paths. So, there I stood
looking at those bright-eyed potential students admiring all the grandiose
buildings and listening to the high praise of the tour guide, meanwhile they
ignored the warning of the zombie-students circling them. It was the funniest
juxtaposition I have ever seen. It was amazing seeing those bright-eyed angels
oblivious to us gloomy, fallen souls. They were too amazed to notice the
warnings around them. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love TCU, but as we
approach another finals week I am once again reminded how much work one can be
assigned.
In my time as a college student I have learned many things from many classes, but the most important thing that I have learned is: Bill Gates hates me! Well, at least Microsoft Word does, but I’m pretty sure Bill Gates had something to do with that. The reasons I believe this start when I first open the Microsoft Word program and what do I behold? A default setting of Calibri font and the size is set to 11 ! Why? This is absurdity of the highest order and I refuse to continue to tolerate the madness. I have only used Times New Roman with size 12 font and every person I know uses this setting and every teacher/professor/instructor I have ever had has demanded I use this font set-up. However, Bill Gates has yet to rectify this gross injustice and therefore I can only conclude that he must hate me. This is not the only grievance forced upon me by the...
I, like you, really enjoy seeing the tour groups around campus. Hearing the glowing praise the guides give of BLUU food and the wonder of having roommates while rooming on campus makes some of my gloomy days so much brighter. This post made me miss walking around campus amidst the bright-eyed tourers, sluggish students, and random assortment of adults, and I would even take the harshness of another finals week on campus if it meant I got to experience that. Doing my 50 pages worth of essays sitting on my basement couch just doesn't have the same ambiance as finals week TCU, as gloomy as it may be sometimes.
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