Before we begin, some caution is needed I ask you make sure that this warning is heeded The tale I recite is one of anger and loss And that saving five dollars is not worth the cost Of happiness and joy that you surely will lose If these events should happen to you The story begins in a far-off world In a land inhabited by scouting girls A land to the south, known as Kroger by most Surrounded by asphalt and a heinous host For it is there that they wait, with a table to ensnare Any lone traveler that is passing by there They wait there smiling, a facade of innocence, But of their virtuous nature I remain unconvinced Standing by the door, the girls block all passage They needed be stopped from selling cookie package I decided that action had to be taken I thought it’d be easy… I was mistaken I charged the Kroger on a Tuesday at dawn And to my surprise the children had gone “What is this deception? Some spell or a trap? They were here jus...